I reached into a bag of Cheetos,
and pulled my hand back in surprise,
for there amidst the crunchy snack,
lay a small-handed man with scheming eyes.
“If you take me out of here,” he shouted,
“I promise to grant you a wish, no three!”
“I shall give you whatever you want,
for I am the great Cheeto genie!”
“I can get rid of those you do not like,
I can make you rich and free,
I can make you Great Again,
Only first you must free me!”
I eyed the orange man with smallish hands,
and looked into his scheming eyes,
and threw away the Cheeto bag,
for I’ve learned how to detect lies.